What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is your biggest mistake or regret?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

Octopussy

What is the most comfortable heel height for women's dress shoes and what are the differences between wearing high heels and lower heels?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do you love fat pussy?

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is your review of "Regent", episode 5 of Season 2 House of the Dragon?

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How do you get a girl to like you?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

What are some ten strong legal evidences that are needed for a divorce?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

Why are people so rude to debt collector’s? I am one and I am so tired of being mistreated. We are under paid and then have to deal with the most ungrateful, and disrespectful people. We aren’t customer service. Don’t get mad at us because YOU owe.